
He is the school's fourth head coach in less than a decade and has lost five straight games.
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The biggest of those issues to be addressed, for both coaches, is the ever-increasing number of those issues and how to address them all.Įvery single time Sarkisian has stepped to the podium over the past month and a half, he might as well have walked onstage with a fire extinguisher. On Monday, he calmly responded to the "What now?" query in a hushed, punctuation-free tone for several minutes, saying somewhere in the middle of his periphrastic response: "One of the mentors of mine always told me that playing bad and winning is sometimes the worst thing that can happen to you because you don't address the issues that you have on your team and we unfortunately have lost a lot of close games, so it continues to present issues to us that we have to address."

While Mullen has started delivering his quotes as if they were lawn darts, Sark's podium speeches have meandered around like a dart without feathers.

Meanwhile, after Texas fell to 31-point underdog Kansas for the first time ever in Austin, the Horns' fifth straight loss, Sarkisian was asked Monday how to fix his seemingly rudderless program. "Calling a win disappointing is disrespectful to the game and our players," said Mullen, in his fourth season as Florida head coach, continuing to sharpen the "How dare you?!" professorial tone he has employed with increasing frequency as his team has lost eight of its past 13 games. Speaking of defensive, Florida's Mullen (who, oh by the way, fired his defensive coordinator the week before Samford) bristled at postgame questions about a disappointing performance. Even in the eventual 70-52 loss, they equaled the record for the most points scored by an FCS team against an FBS squad since the NCAA created the two divisions in 1978, to go with 530 yards of offense, the most pinned to Florida's defensive stat sheet by an opponent this season. Yet they scored 42 points in the first half, a record for a Florida opponent. The Bulldogs came to Gainesville with a 4-5 record and ranked fifth in the Southern Conference. Yet somehow last weekend, the Gators found themselves in a rope-a-dope situation against FCS Samford. Misery cloaked in two very different shades of orange, from the Day-Glo draping of Florida's Swamp to the burnt, nay burned out, hues of Texas' DKR Memorial Stadium.įlorida and Texas have combined for seven national championships, 40 conference titles, five Heisman trophies and nearly 1,700 wins, producing nearly 100 consensus All-Americans and earning 103 bowl appearances.Īnd yet this fall, with two weeks remaining in the regular season, they are a combined 9-11, and both will spend their remaining two regular-season games scrambling to achieve the eligibility that would earn them their 104th and 105th bowl berths. We are weary and have no rest." Lamenting indeed. In case you were wondering, the Bible verse referred to earlier is from the Book of Lamentations, chapter 5, verse 5: "Our pursuers are upon our necks. We were gazing through the Bottom 10 looking glass, watching Dan Mullen and Steve Sarkisian crash through that glass like Eddie Murphy in "Beverly Hills Cop." That historically awful road slump suddenly ended in OT, a one-point win celebrated on the turf of the once-proudest of all Big 12 foes, the University of Texas. Then we saw the Kansas game, but we weren't looking at Kansas. First a Florida team that one year ago came within a quarter of winning the SEC championship suddenly became one of those types of teams we are so familiar with, the kind who can't stop a run-of-the-mill FCS offense.

Instead, our eyes were drawn elsewhere as last Saturday unfolded like wax paper origami. Or a multi-time Bottom 10 champion such as Kansas, who was ranked at the top/bottom of our standings one week ago, largely because of the Jayhawks' continuing road struggles, a record of 56 consecutive Big 12 losses away from Lawrence. Those mid-major teams who struggle to hold off smaller, weaker FCS opponents. And these days, as the 2021 college football season trudges toward the oasis that is December (or more likely a mirage), there is SO much weary, and thus so little rest to be found.īut for once we aren't focused on the usual Bottom 10 suspects. Because, as it says in the Good Book, there is no rest for dreary. It is a busy time here at Bottom 10 headquarters. Have traditional college football powers Texas and Florida bottomed out?Ĭollege Football, Texas Longhorns, Florida Gators
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